Top Ten Reasons to Cut Your Long Ass Hair

Before the cut

10.  It will no longer take all of my free time to curl my hair

9.   The resident plumber will enjoy clog free drains

8.  The Dyson will be able to operate once again without daily hair untwining sessions

7.  Neil will no longer have to tolerate my hair somehow become lodged into his diaper

6.  I won't have to request time to take longer showers just to wash and comb my hair

5.  I will feel really good about the way I look for about a week afterwards

4.  I will be able to have "bed head"

3.  I will lose at least a pound

2.  I will be able to see my shoulders again

1.  ......and the #1 reason to cut my long ass hair.....to make a sick, little girl feel somewhat normal again with something that I will no longer take for granted everyday.